Let's see, Gordito got first view of the antler-helmeted samurai on the flying billy goat, but DSP didn't see it.
He then KO'd a school bully, but he was sent to Mother Superior's office.
Brother Phil Jackson spared his mustache, but he got math homework with no tutoring.
In P.E., he slammed the sweetest dunk AND got his cheating opponent sent off to clean the crawlspace (Peterson's dragon food, I tell you!). He made off best in P.E., it seems.
In English Lit, Brother Phil Jackson slipped Gordito a guide, which opened Gordito's mind to the crude, rude, lewd, wonderful "Miller's Tale" in The Cantebury Tales, only to have the teacher's pet rat him out.
Over all, it would seem Gordito didn't have that bad of a day. However, I'm guessing Gordito has big problems with getting along with people he'd rather not have anything to do with. He probably has even bigger problems not being able to carry his guns around. . . .
I wonder if the Mother Superior will haul Gordito over to her order so they can direct experience resisting mustaches of authority. I mean, how often does a kid come around with a mustache of authority? . . .