CheeseWhisper wrote:...which makes me wonder what unforeseen complication will arise next.
The next sound you hear is that of a ninja who is in a rush and who is not at all pleased at being surprised before his doctor side could intervene. . . .
WWWHHHSSSSSSKKK!!!!
Followed by the sound, "Where is my head?" That is, that sound would have followed if the ranger's head was still attached to his neck. . . .
However, I suspect one of two scenarios -
Doc will handle this in a very funny fashion, maybe even Lawcleaver's scenario of him being stuffed in the crocodile (v-shaped snout of the crocodile vs. u-shaped snout of the alligator)? That would be funny - could even be worked into a running gag.
Or. . . .
The ranger isn't a ranger, but is someone we already know.
I'd laugh if it was

. . . or

. . . or

. . . or Old. . . or especially one of the many Chuck Goodriches running around the nation. . . .
. . . How about if the ranger turned out to be the old woman unjustly arrested for the killing of those three sky pirates in Army of One? . . .